Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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