The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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