Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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