I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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