herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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