yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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