tell your sister to shave her snatch
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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