So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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