I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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