I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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