You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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