yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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