I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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