i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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