Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??