just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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