Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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