sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
where am i from again
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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