the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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