just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
so let's talk penis.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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