Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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