Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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