i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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