Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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