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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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