THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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