dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I would fuck him just for his dog
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I party with great urgency now.
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