I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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