You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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