I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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