Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I currently don't understand fingers.
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