They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
