that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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