So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
