WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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