My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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