Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I have fence marks all over my body
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i believe in u and ur pee
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