I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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