Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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