did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.