Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
is wine microwaveable?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.