My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..