I hate ducks.
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip