ADVERTISEMENT

• (916): View more from California

  I hate ducks.

  (916): View more from California

  What?

  (916): View more from California

  they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.

  Fav 55 3854 1163

  share tweet
  

• (518): View more from New York

  He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.

  Fav 4 1036 2710

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (734): View more from Michigan

  TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny

  Fav 24 1336 3660

  share tweet
  

• (719): View more from Colorado

  I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.

  Fav 16 5664 1830

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.

  Fav 4 2269 1494

  share tweet
  

• (812): View more from Indiana

  You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch

  Fav 3 1839 698

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (217): View more from Illinois

  I feel a five day drunk coming on.

  Fav 4 1413 843

  share tweet
  

• (270): View more from Kentucky

  It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."

  Fav 5 4999 1032

  share tweet
  

• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  We need more drag queens in our life I've decided

  Fav 3 1377 845

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.

  Fav 4 1448 755

  share tweet
  

• (805): View more from California

  I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication

  Fav 1 598 452

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".

  Fav 1 663 350

  share tweet
  

• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  gay sex achievement: unlocked

  (1-780): View more from Alberta, CA

  what

  (1-780): View more from Alberta, CA

  you told me you were going out for groceries!!

  Fav 2 955 454

  share tweet
  

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha

  Fav 2 557 295

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (478): View more from Georgia

  Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip

  Fav 0 431 225

  share tweet
  

Randomize