A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's official drugs can't kill me
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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