So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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