How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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