And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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