Just fell off a train. Bad.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
