is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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