she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Even my vagina gasped.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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