belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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