well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Houston, we have a blender
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
