Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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