...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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