You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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