She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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