You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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