2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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