I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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