And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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